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Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion

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Me:
*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:
*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:
Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:
Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:
*chokes into his drink*
ROL:
You should respect your elders.
Me:
You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:
*chokes on his drink again*
ROL:
*storms off*
Dad:
*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:
What?
Dad:
Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

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inkskinned:

"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)

people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.

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