“Maybe I’ll write a
poem about you.” I did.
It’s short. More to come.
And this is the opinion of my band director on capes.
thanks bro, you’re
thanks dude, you know
dang man this post just got really
yr right we should have set the rules to one joke
you realize this means
this time you’ve gone too
, too far
sorry, didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro
cause i’m having a
He’s tripping on acid
why is this man not wearing shoes in a science lab
would you like to buy some turnips
Oh shit that’s my street!
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.
That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen
Typewriter Series #422 by Tyler Knott Gregson
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